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Bull Demotivational Poster


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. Boobs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
ROR! 5L


ENERGY DRINKS -




REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


TIME TO COWBOY UP -


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am
LOVE IT ^_^
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am
LMAO!


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!


BACKSTABBERS -


TAGS: karma matadors bull horns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MercAlert - May 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
By sodomizing him?
moerdijk - March 17, 2011, 1:59 pm
teapotting?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:36 pm
ouch 5L
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
He is just helping that poor guy over the fence, really
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 4:50 pm
very nice


~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




WALKING ON WATER -




LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psychotic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.


TAGS: postmodernism bullshit nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".


REAL MEN -




FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




i don't have time to worry -


TAGS: time worry pitbull relax happy
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm
Great first poster, Todderic!


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're draped the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun porn. 5 rounds, Face!


9MM - One size fits all




BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted


TAGS: military bullet magizine
Rating: 3/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:36 pm
Military life isn't for everyone, I admit that I didn't like regimented life. For me it wasn't so bad, but it wasn't so great either. I was a good soldier, followed orders, did my duty, and was honorably discharged.


LOSE-LOSE SITUATION -


TAGS: bullfighting
Rating: 4.21/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 8:30 am
Wish I had thought ahead and used this for today's calendar comp.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 23, 2010, 10:46 pm
Yeah, until the next battle.
heathentod - May 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
I ALWAYS root for the bull :)
GodsWorshipMe - May 22, 2010, 3:26 pm
hit him so hard he crapped out his mouth!


LOOK! - A hole in Juan!


TAGS: bull bullfighting matador ass ouch funny
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:45 pm
(2 of 2) it rammed up your ass.
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:44 pm
It may be cheaper in Mexico, but do not go down there for a Colonoscopy, please? I hear the Doctors are a tad bit horny. I also hear they like to bullrush you, in a matter of speaking. And that after it is all said and done, you feel like you got (1 of 2)
Vincent - December 11, 2009, 6:57 pm
The impressive thing is that the bull could do that with a sword coming out of it's back.
GoForthAndDie - October 31, 2008, 6:01 am
Maybe not, but I bet he cuts the time needed in half.
senator - October 31, 2008, 4:45 am
He won,t be able to poop right ever again.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:33 pm
Yes... definitely a good one.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:33 am
Holy fuck, ouch!! But clever caption nonetheless.
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:23 am
Suprise- Buttsecks
Vanner - July 2, 2008, 4:26 pm
Lol, brill line, nice one


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


ANONYMOOSE - We are legion


TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.19/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm
Hahahahahaha


RUNNING OF THE BULLS -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??


O'DOYLE RULES -


TAGS: bullies
Rating: 4.61/5

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CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:24 am
AHAHA! Im gonna watch billy madison when I get home... age old classic!
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:33 pm

Dr. Pepper on my screen. Thanks Airman


RED BULL - It gives you wings !!




PREPARED -




FIRST ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE ZOMBIES -


TAGS: uggs zombies nobull
Rating: 3.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
oh, I thought mine was cool for about an hour.
5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
don't feel bad... we have all made a crappy zombie poster before...115168
nabzaf - February 10, 2011, 12:19 am
Thank you sir.... when i made this i smiled for about a sec then it was gone..... lol will have better ones soon
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:42 pm

good first poster dude...good...not great...good. lolz
nabzaf - February 9, 2011, 3:29 pm
grammar..... who needs that we're undead..
Greeny - February 9, 2011, 3:24 pm
were ar the grammar nazis? Zombies get 'em?


PIT BULLS - The Most Dangerous---aww look at his goggles and hes swimming and hes trying to get a ball hes sooooo cuuute


TAGS: pit bull bulls bully apbt
Rating: 3.54/5


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - You can do better, what about some hot chicks? Cleavage? Girls in cosplay outfits?


TAGS: bull dog
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 7:20 pm
Just keep trying, chef... any of those chickfakes won't get you respected around here until you can make good non-cleavage/chick motifakes. It's sort of like Picasso - the abstract wouldn't be impressive if he couldn't paint real-life so well. Capisce?


TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the hotter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are assholes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh fuck em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy assignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.


TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm
He was a medicine man ;})


RED BULL - the man who pissed in the can and sold it to you for $4.00


TAGS: red bull
Rating: 3.12/5

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RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


BULLYING -


TAGS: junechallenge bullying
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:50 am

kid on the left....man, your breath smells good....trident?


NINJA BULL -




GHANDI - Does not approve of this Bullshit


TAGS: ghandi funny bullshit
Rating: 2.41/5

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Johnny - October 21, 2008, 11:24 pm
But his passive aggressive stance will let it happen.


THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'


TAGS: shadow of the colossus bullshit leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am
Indeed


BULLSHIT -




YOU GOT SERVED!! - An inevitable outcome when you go up against the funky fresh Toro del Pop N Lock!


TAGS: bull breakdancing
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:35 am
Excellent original twist on a previously used pic. 5L


ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions


TAGS: obama president taxes bullshit democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.08/5

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WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a fucking big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb ass.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


SO AMERICAN CARS CANT TURN CORNERS? - last time i checked, Rhy Millen just won the Red Bull WORLD DRIFTING CHAMPIONSHIP IN A PONTIAC


TAGS: american car rhy millen red bull pontiac solstice gxp
Rating: 2.32/5

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NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:56 am
I've read that build-up... HRM & GMPP did it with a all-aluminum LS 427, an STS diff & lots of bracing. Thing would've been a total giant-killer if allowed tire-changes for the acceleration trials, beating even the hottest Italian-job at the time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:52 am
No... Drifting what backwoods moonshine runners invented to make time. Drifting is essentially NASCAR minus the organization & Sprint-car racing without the clay track, all-in-one minus the presence of other cars on the track at the same time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:47 am
...Said the euro/ricer that instantly loaded his pants with bricks the moment an Ford/Ac Shelby Cobra 427 started it's engine.
zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your shit like a fucking taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog is as gay as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna fuck with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
*turn*
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the shitty American car technology!


BULLYING STATISTICS -


TAGS: bully
Rating: 4.77/5

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SCAPEGOAT -


TAGS: bullying hurts the little ones
Rating: 4.57/5

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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5/5 I love the photo...great message too


LIFE - Some days you're a bull rider, some days you're a steamy pile of blood and saw dust.


TAGS: bull life cowboy
Rating: 4.55/5

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Grinch66 - April 13, 2011, 8:41 am
Sometimes you ride the bull, sometimes the bull rides you!
Lemonhead144 - April 9, 2011, 4:03 pm
Heiferhead does a suplex off the top rope...


FINESSE -


TAGS: bullfighter bull horn
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:37 am
Bulls doing cartwheels...you don't see that everyday now you? "5, go toro, go toro"
me4891 - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
This one will keep me laughing through my Friday staff meeting


TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.




U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal


TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...


I JUST WANTED A CHEESEBURGER - McDonalds said hell no bitch




SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh damn..lol


OPTIMISM - whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.


TAGS: optimism bull matador fail
Rating: 4.19/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:58 pm
Apparently, that was told to the BULL.


BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




I'M SORRY - I'm allergic to your bullshit




ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a shitty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, shots of him taking down freaks, shots of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the damn thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


CASTRATION -




FADING MEMORY - That's all you'll ever be.


TAGS: fading memory bully shinedown song
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Uthon

dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
That's all you'll ever be a fading memory of bully-Shinedown
Uthon - April 6, 2012, 2:17 am
My posters seem to spark in me when I'm happy, which seems a little ironic considering some of their moods.
tellitlikeitis - March 29, 2012, 8:47 pm
Wow...
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:49 pm
excellent
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 3:45 pm
Demotivational: Check, Beautiful: Check, 5L: Triple Check... Superb...
mariand - March 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
well done...


CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES -


TAGS: glasses sniper bully
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
LMAO!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.


TA DA!!!!! - Bull plant


TAGS: bull plant
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by inFAM1S

falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:58 pm
Ole!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:41 pm
Nice! Very nice!
gas - February 28, 2012, 10:28 am
lol, I guess that bull deserves the two ears and the tail
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:39 am
This is a no-brainer, but got me lauging hardest of all the posters today. Humour is a funny thing... 5L


GUESS WHAT -


TAGS: what cows bullshit
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 2:13 pm
It's the Moooooooooooooooooooo family reunion. Should've been called "Guess Whoooooooo?"
pro - December 19, 2008, 8:06 pm
There's no such word as "tomatoe".
Culos - December 19, 2008, 3:46 pm
tomato/tomatoe smell and effect are the same
pro - December 19, 2008, 3:43 pm
Except those are cows.
Cubbybear - December 19, 2008, 11:31 am
Ron- this is classic


ONLY SO MUCH BULL -


TAGS: bull
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by DC555



Street Racing -


TAGS: street racing mustang charger bullit
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Vanner

BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:45 am
And he didn't need a Winchester Pump either.
CloudchaserS - September 21, 2013, 12:33 am
He was Steve McQueen. He could have been on a Cushman scooter and still would have run that Charger off the road.
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:12 pm
I always found it funny that Bullet in his tiny Mustang was able to run a huge Charger off the road.
MissPriss - September 20, 2013, 2:16 pm
Dear God! My 5L most favorite cars! If you haven't already drop this one over at motofake too.


MICHEAL JORDAN - Micheal acutally flunked Physics class. Therefore the laws of gravity do not apply to him.


TAGS: air jordan micheal bulls dunk
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ladystarscream

ladystarscream - August 8, 2011, 6:24 pm
Glad u like, I always mix up those 2 letters,lol.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:54 pm
Made beer squirt outa my nose. Dis sh*t deservs 5L's. Oh, and i think you spelled micheal, it's supposed to me michael


Rip Roast -




WE PLOTTED REVENGE... -


TAGS: bully revenge hurt feelings
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by brianjayy

dslohand - August 31, 2011, 8:13 pm
I LOVE IT 5 WHINES I MEAN STARS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm not...No one takes a poll like ICE takes a poll......(When I say "poll" I mean "cock") s'up Sally?
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:45 pm
Are you taking a poll Moooooooooooooo? You know my vote.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
Did I hear that wrong?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
I should ban Hammy?....OK.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 8:34 pm
I mean that maybe moo+ should ban this guy, you know... ok i just reread my comment and boy did that sound stooopid :D
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:53 pm
Er. What?
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:10 pm
whats wrong with desert? eh buddy? and oh claire wouldn't you agree that this one might be moo+'s first Bjolnir
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
First off; relevance? Second, it can't be that bad seeing as our education system was kind enough to teach me proper English.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:54 pm
Texas Sux, every part, every inch of awful desert! The super bowl is being held in a toilet bowl!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:28 am
spriiinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:27 am
ROFL
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:24 am
I was going to say something unfunny, but ack ack beat me to it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:23 am
Christopher Sholes
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:22 am
I would hope you still know how to spell sphincter.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:20 am
If you don't like how I spell cvical cancer, go elsewhere!
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:17 am
What idiot put the "C" next to the "V?"
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:12 am
deprecation.deprivation.defecation... great can mean large or wonderful. the trap was set.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
deprivation*
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
I'm confused. I should stop motifaking while on a sugar rush after sleep deprication.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:07 am
yes mom. but did you hear it. Just say Texas and great and grab some popcorn.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I think you need to go to bed.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:03 am
not really it is just an illution. did anyone else here the sprrriinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:02 am
North America is relatively sanitary?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:00 am
North america... northern mexico... what's the difference?
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Hmm, we're both from Texas... I don't know what Ag meant by Canada, then.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
Quite simple, Texas=great state=contradiction.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
how so, Texas is a big place=227it=227
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
That's a contradiction of terms.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:35 am
I'm no Canadian either, originally from the great state of Texas.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:34 am
But I'm not Canadian? Or were you talking to Ackbar?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:33 am
How about you just dress like all the other canadian girls... plaid shirt and sweat pants... yes, like a lesbian thermos.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
it is the temazepam it takes a little while to focus. They call me DOM, DOM Ackbar
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
Yeah... That's just not going to happen.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:27 am
Molotov Cocktease would get my attention. Brock Samson doesn't know how good he has it.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:26 am
Akbar... you could respond faster if you typed with BOTH hands. Hurry up and finish already.... you're burning a hole in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
Wouldn't that be Ms. Julia?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
There you go, easy and comfy. However, Molotov would get you more attention.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:24 am
Ms. Julio, if you're nasty.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
In your dreams Julio.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
Ackbar- I do have a remote-control K9...
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:18 am
LMAO! I'm ok... thanks. Ice, on the other hand... well, winter is coming... so he's getting a bit c0cky.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:12 am
I smell a trap.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:10 am
not bad and yourself?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
How's the evening treating you, ack ack??
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
there always is Molotov Cocktease if you really want to dress up.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:06 am
you would have to bring k9 or have a little floating balloon tardis on a string. I am guessing Rorschach would get hot after a while.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:04 am
Sigh.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:03 am
Ha! But what's the fun in that? I'd just go dressed in pajamas and Chucks and then people would just think I was under-dressed. xD
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:01 am
You would have no problem going as Amy Pond. No need for a codpiece though
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:58 pm
Possibly... actually I'd probably go as rule 63 Rorschach.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
after looking at the profils you may now refer to me as DOM Ackbar. So Clair going as a Cyberman?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:49 pm
But.. what?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:48 pm
You're what we call "an enabler".
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Sadly, I have yet to go. But it will always be a dream of mine.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
Let me guess, Claire... you have pictures of your costume at comicon, too? With or without the codpiece?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey. No dissing on Comicon.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
[email protected] the Admiral.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Heh, heh.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm sure he was just cocky after his 4th midori sour and still revved up from... oh, let's say "comicon 2010"
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
State, my man.... state.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:32 pm

also, both parties involved in a cat fight need to be female...we can only confirm one as a true female, the other is a strong contender for the "Naru 2010" Imposter Award
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:31 pm
State or District?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
Cat fight is incorrect... first, it wasn't an even fight by any means... it's called a trouncing. Secondly, there'd have been 2 cats in a cat fight... and one of these cats is from... ready for this? Washington.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
it looks like it, any shirts get ripped off?
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm

you missed it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
cat fight!
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:33 pm
I wouldn't want to miss your ban.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
*to
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
I wouldn't want o miss your ever so clever comments
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:29 pm
Then why are you still posting?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:27 pm
I could care less
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:26 pm

I doub't that very much.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I am not a attention whore but think what you will.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I see you ran out of shit to say
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm

nah, claire is not even close to being an attention whore. You on the other hand...
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
You're boring me now.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:21 pm
You would know sweetcakes
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
All attention whores are the same.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
We do?......who?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
I say again.. you know me so well
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:14 pm
Stumbled sounds about right. We also already have a drunk.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:13 pm
It was probably the clothes hair and piercings. Claire don't get your panties in a bunch doll i have not been lurking i stumbled across this sight tonight.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:08 pm
I dunno. I think Kaz has been lurking here for awhile and is attempting to copy every regular who has left. We have already had a Satanic nun, a slut, and a tranny. Next it will be making politifakes.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:06 pm

I thought it was the way they dressed.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:05 pm
LAWL SATANISM SO SCARY. I'm pretty sure you just smelled bad.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I never had a problem with "bullies" most everyone at my school was scared of me they thought i was satanic and going to beat there ass if they fucked with me >.>
MrBlack - October 9, 2010, 1:22 pm
I didn't really have a problem with bullying for 2 reasons. 1: not giving a damn. 2: People tend to stop the first time you punch someone over their heart then slam them into a locker.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 12:45 am
You want to take care of a bully punch him in the mouth. The world is full of pussies now a days. I hear they are giving out stress cards or something in the military now. Excuse me I am a little stressed right now, can you please stop shooting at me.
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:37 am
Good one!


ARE YOU AN OPTIMIST OR A PESSIMIST? - I have 3 bullets left. So tell me. Is my gun half EMPTY or half FULL?


TAGS: gun bullets optimist pessimist
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:03 pm
Whoa... Nice analogy with poster! 5L, and favoring.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:52 am
Half cocked if the bullets are still in his hand. Serious, nice composition, Steve. 5L


SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind


TAGS: bullet sleep pills
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:31 am
one in the head will do just fine.
Watcher - December 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
Take 2 of these in the head and never again call the doc in the morning.
me - December 15, 2008, 7:30 am
I don't get it, is that some kind of suicide pill?


SORRY GUYS -


TAGS: bull caress balls costumes girl
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by G4briel

culos - March 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
The difference between the 'Boule Royale' and the sex she had yesterday is the force applied with the jaws when biting the bollocks!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 5:53 pm
You know, she seems awfully happy with them nads. I have heard about Rocky Mountain Oysters. But I wonder if she is planning on another "Dish"?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:39 pm
I've got a mirror in the bathroom, you?
rerun - March 10, 2010, 5:37 pm

spend a lot of time lookin at testicles? Hmmmm
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I hope you've got good aim, those must be the tiniest testicles I've seen in a long time!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 4:08 pm
Anyone else suddenly have an urge to get a pellet gun?...


CYBER BULLYING - Where the rules are reversed and the nerds torment the big guys... psychologically of course.


TAGS: cyber bullying nerd torment reversed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:02 pm
That new-fangeled world wide web...the great equlizer!
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 1:22 am
Well..... OH YEAH!!!


THAT'S OK - My honor student will be prosecuting your kid for manufacturing meth one day.




BULLIES - Some are born that way.




YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe


TAGS: terrorist ammunition bullets
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:30 am
JB, is that your commentary or was there an article that supports your assertion? That would be great if that was actually the real back story.
JimmyBoy - August 20, 2009, 9:23 pm
Ah yes these are the "bullets" that she insists were "fired" at her house.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
You lost me on that one Pringles.
Pringles - March 11, 2009, 5:35 am
Congratulations! You win over 9000 internets!


THE FRIDGE - An Essential Part Of Being A Motifaker


TAGS: fridge motifaker whiskey red bull
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by MustyK

ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:36 pm
I like it. This one speaks to me.


THE BIBLE - Promoting self-contradictoin, injustice, cruelty, intolerance, death and discrimination since 2000 B.C.!


TAGS: bible bullshit wrong atheist agnostic christian
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Drake Steele

lostTheGame - July 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Bible was actually written in the 300's C.E.
Firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:10 pm
Simple: religion sucks and has far too much blood on it's hands. Ever heard of a blood soaked, bigoted atheist crusade? Nope, thought not.
Ironhand - June 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
An interesting work of fiction. But like the others, just another book that should have started. Once upon a time, in the land of make believe.
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
censored and edited metaphores read as litteral fact... and jesus goes facepalm
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:22 am
WOW!..wut bible u reading drake,share that shit.
Meh - November 14, 2008, 7:23 am
Editing is not the same as authoring. Come on have some guts and read it for yourself. Only then comment on it. It is actually a good read, some parts are boring others are very exciting.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:27 am
by papal decree "some" years after JC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_bible
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:26 am
The bible is an anthology... a selection of stories, verses, advise on life (eg love thy neigbors wife),... collected into the old and the new testament. Some parts predate JC, others came later. But the collection has been re-edited by papal decree "some
Kung-Fu Devil - October 5, 2008, 11:37 pm
It was wrote about 30 years after he died, I believe.
Charles - October 5, 2008, 11:29 pm
I thought the bible was initially written much much later than that. Like, say, AFTER the supposed birth of Christ. Or was that just the New Testament?


I KNEW IT - Bulls don't lay eggs




BULLSHIT IN A BAG - Seals BS in, so everyone doesn't have to listen to it outloud!




Inner Child -


TAGS: child bullied psycho evil
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:57 am
I have not sir! Ok, but I only did one of the chalk outlines right Sho?
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:56 am
Ah...now I know who took it huh Little?
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:40 am
Somebody's been hanging with Sho, hasn't she?
chickenlittle - February 8, 2014, 12:14 am
MissP, no, it WAS as funny as you thought, I seriously laughed out loud at the "Um, we lost out on a dube" comment :D
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 9:11 pm
You are bad to the core there Big E!
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 9:02 pm
Extra points: We left one arm missing, and drew it two feet away!
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 7:43 pm
From sweet little children. Thanks Jesus.
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 7:42 pm
Love it! We once put a dube in the hand of a mannequin at the mall entrance. It actually stayed there for 3 days! Um, we lost out on a dube. Guess it wasn't as funny as we thought ;(
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL! We once got revenge against a mall department store by drawing chalk outlines at their front door.
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 7:07 pm
Sweet revenge! L L L L L


ODD GIRL OUT -




BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




BULL -


TAGS: bull hurt matadors feelings
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Bull - May 4, 2011, 5:21 pm
lmao!! 5L's
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 8:24 am
It looks like i need to pay canada a visit O_o
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 8:09 am

i'm canadian dude....home of world class beer and weed. FTW!
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 7:27 am
HAHA! This happens to you entirely too often RL!
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:23 am

coffee spray just hit my monitor...lol CB


Brain Molestation -


TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.


BULLYING -


TAGS: bullying day
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - June 21, 2010, 11:44 pm
Perfect - were it not for the unnecessary final sentence.


RED BULL - Be careful where you drink it.


TAGS: red bull gives you wings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
evrybody was kung-fu f5ghting - this kid is fast as l5ghtning - g55d stuff :)


PRAIRIE OYSTERS - Moo+'s Secret Recipe. Bet You Can't Eat Just One... Or Even Just One For That Matter...




PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !


TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by MFS

jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.


BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies


TAGS: bull monkey pussies cavalry
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by werko

Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 2:02 am
no more monkeying around this bullshit!


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tranny... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Fuck off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR shitty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




A FART CAN OCCUR - In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.


TAGS: bull fart
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
touché!


RODEO - Tough men and rank bulls making women moist since 1860




FLYING BULL -


TAGS: bull flying
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by almarpa

RatFink - July 9, 2010, 4:33 pm
uhhh i would have made a red bull joke here man...


REDBULL - To tell you the truth... we're not really sure what it gives you


TAGS: red bull girls
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 7:52 am
I was gonna go with a joke about Red Bull giving you red wings, myself.
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:32 pm
Herpagonasyphilitiscrabaids FTW!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 5:11 pm
Herpes.


BULL SHIT - Something you're full of.


TAGS: poop bull shit
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by Bloop



if you don't believe -


TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am

My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


Deja Moo -


TAGS: definitions repeated bullsh t feelings
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


Dodging a Bullet -




MAYBE TOMORROW -


TAGS: raging bull
Rating: 4.58/5

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CHRISTIAN BALE - He has really let himself go since the last movie


TAGS: bull dog
Rating: 3.69/5

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FOR THE LAST TIME - RedBull does not give you wings so stop trying to fly


TAGS: redbull fly
Rating: 3.59/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:16 pm
BUT you think it will, when mixed with sufficient measures of alcohol per tin of Red Bull.


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